Annabelle

I came thisclose to rehoming this little brat...

Put her up for sale,

had a guy call and he say he was coming the next morning

to pick her up.

I waited all day, phoned but there was no answer.

Can I tell you how relieved I was for the no-show?

Had a bad, creepy feeling about the guy - 

and I was right.

Took her for sale ads off the innernets

and what do you know -

the jerk showed up on our doorstep

a whole day later

without calling, without apologizing, nothing -

wanting to"pick up his bird".

Like, seriously?!

I told him to get lost!

She's my baby, my responsibility, she's a good healthy girl

and I have to endure her big personality, that's all.

I have one too, I should know better ;-)