I came thisclose to rehoming this little brat...
Put her up for sale,
had a guy call and he say he was coming the next morning
to pick her up.
I waited all day, phoned but there was no answer.
Can I tell you how relieved I was for the no-show?
Had a bad, creepy feeling about the guy -
and I was right.
Took her for sale ads off the innernets
and what do you know -
the jerk showed up on our doorstep
a whole day later
without calling, without apologizing, nothing -
wanting to"pick up his bird".
I told him to get lost!
She's my baby, my responsibility, she's a good healthy girl
and I have to endure her big personality, that's all.
I have one too, I should know better ;-)